Category: food and drink

We had an african themed lunch at school today… so nothing at all.

Walker’s crisp factory could save loads of money on packaging, by using smaller bags for their individually packed crisps.

China are creating a new chicken dish including some unknown ingredients. It’s called Disoriental Chicken.

guinness:putting dirty black stains on the toilet bowl since 1759!

I know drink driving is wrong, but sometimes I’ve just got to do it. How else will the kids get to school?

Having just seen half the staff, I now understand why they call it Currys.

It’s very rare that I eat steak.

Why is it okay to get your girlfriend make-up for her birthday, but Slimfast is a definite no-no?

BBC News – Maternity Leave, Brussels wants to change things, but will the situation improve? Does ‘getting the farts’ make a baby come out faster?

I just went to McDonalds, I said, “Could i have a Fillet O Fish for my Wife?” Guy said “Sorry we don’t do swaps”.

For thousands of years, human beings have milked cows and consumed the milk. It just makes you wonder: who actually discovered that cows could be milked and what was he TRYING to do?

I have written a song about my addiction to red wine. “Life is a Cabernet.”

Frank-“Theres a darker side to alcohol” Guinness.

My football team were losing badly after half time, so I decided to bring on some subs. The newspapers said it was the first mid-game picnic they’d ever seen.

I saw a bloke today with a sign that said, “Will Work For Food.” So I gave him a coconut.