Category: food and drink

The back of a packet of Walkers crisps now reads: Now with no Artificial colourings, flavours or crisps!

I’ve decided to name my new curry “Frodo”. It destroys the ring in a fiery inferno after 10 painful hours.

You know food’s posh when it’s got a nationality.

I’ll be Burger King and you’ll be McDonald’s. I’ll be having it my way and you’ll be loving it!

Told my bird to go make me a sandwich earlier.. Stupid Parrot never get’s the bacon right.

I was in my local shop earlier when suddenly this guy burst in and started shooting off rounds at the chocolate display. I think he was a bounty hunter …….

What is it about Ice Cream Van Drivers that makes them so poor at drawing cartoons?

I went into a cafe today and they were selling all day breakfasts. They looked great, but I couldn’t spare that much time.

Old Milk? More like fresh Yogurt.

BBC News:Explosion at factory producing Ribena Does that fall under currant affairs?

I sure buy a lot of alcohol. Hope I’m not a shopaholic.

What’s Black on top and white on the Bottom? An Oreo… I ate the bottom bit.

I hear the Netherlands make a great sauce to go with my Eggs Benedict, so this summer im going there for my Hollandaise

If you have eaten Lloyd Grossman’s sauce and fear Botulism. Please korma down.

My new girlfriend was telling me about how she left her ex as he was a serial cheater. I thought to myself “…i wonder if he knows Tony the tiger from Frosties”