Category: food and drink

The KFC family bucket must be huge in Norwich.

Is your dad Mr Kipling? because you look like a tart.

I can almost picture it perfectly… A young girl holding a can of Dr.Pepper, when her friend turns round and says, ‘go on Rebecca, post your video on youtube, what’s the worst that could happen?’

TOP TIP ~ Steer clear of kettle chips. Just bought a packet; they turned to mush and welded themselves to the element.

Walkers win a tenner every time you predict it’ll rain, everybody in Scotland will be able to retire by December 2018.

if anybody knows any good salad jokes then lettuce know

After a painful visit to the dentist this morning I couldn’t eat my jacket potato for lunch today. “Did you have a filling?” “Cheese and beans”

Let me tell you, it wasn’t easy. There were ants, flies and dirt everywhere. I thought “Eating on a blanket under a tree is no picnic”.

“Where are you going to take me for my Birthday?” my wife asked. I said, “You know that expensive restaurant down the road?” “Yeah!!” she replied. “Well, there’s an amazing kebab shop next to it…”

My mate said ‘Someone needs to eat the last tortilla or I’ll get in trouble’. So I took the wrap for him.

As a company, what do McDonald’s call their 17-18 year old staff members? Managers.

I came home from work and my wife put dinner on the table, and i said “What, was the dog not hungry?”

My wife thinks her George Foreman grill is amazing, wait until she sees my Michael J. Fox smoothie maker..

A teaspoon of mince, 3 kidney beans and 5 grains of rice. My mum made a mean chilli con carne.

You can’t beat a poached egg Well you can but it will be a scrambled egg.