Category: food and drink

Give an Ethiopian a meal and you feed him for a day…. Give an Ethiopian an aircraft meal and you can feed him for the rest of his life.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, and a clove of garlic a day keeps everyone away.

I haven’t got the guts to tell the people in the “making their own ice” Baileys advert that I urinated on their roof and ontop of their letterbox.

Rice Krispies motto is “Snap, Crackle and Pop” Coco Pops are the same but chocolate, they don’t share the same motto though Is it because they is black?

It looked warm and dark, and juicy and inviting. I wasn’t sure just what I wanted to do with it. I carefully pulled it apart with my fingers to look into it better, it was wet. I knew how great it would be if I just started eating it. But I decided on ketchup for […]

I popped down to my local for ‘Happy Hour’. The other 23 are spent with my wife.

Garlic bread is second to naan

So American company Kraft have bought Cadburys? It was reported that they based this decision on the popular TV adverts Cadburys produce. Although Kraft did think they were buying drum playing gorillas…

How do you brainwash a citrus fruit? Sublemonal messaging

I was asked today if I supported GM food. I said, “not really,” as I think they should stick to making cars.

BBC News – US warns allies on possible leaks. OK, they’re not the nicest vegetable, but theres no need to be afraid of them.

Went to a traditional French restaurant for dinner last night. I had Shergar for starters, Desert Orchid for main and Red Rum for dessert. It was very much a case of horses for courses.

Just ate a tank of helium. That didn’t go down well.

My girlfriend’s just left me because i told her i loved Paedophillia… i thought everybody liked cream cheese spread?

What’s the difference between a fat bird and a kebab? One has salad and the other is a fat bird.