Category: fashion

Just saw a facebook group called ‘boys buy hoodies to have them stolen by girls.’ No they dont. Boys buy hoodies to stand on street corners and knife people, remember David Cameron?

I keep seeing these girls with I

Strange, Ugly Betty is the only programme that looks worse in HD

We were about to leave for high street and my girlfriend asked….”looks like summer is here. what should i wear to look smart?”….. “face mask” wasnt the answer she was looking for

What do you call a man wearing three raincoats? Max.

I was never the same man again after my best friend died. He left me all of his fancy-dress costumes in his will.

I bought a Tee-shirt with a big sad face on the front. I’m hoping that when I stop wearing it, it’ll hang itself

I bought a new necklace earlier that made my skin go a funny blue colour so I suspected it was a rip off. Turns out it was a 24ct gold bracelet.

I was arguing with my neighbour Mohammed’s wife about how wrong the burka is and how ridiculous it looks. I don’t see her point though, I love wearing it!

When David Beckham scored for England, all the kids wanted Beckham haircuts. Sorry, Lescott, but I can’t see this catching on.

I would never go to Burton for my clothes. It’s too far away, I live in Scotland.

I killed a man with a beard today. Looking back, it was a poor weapon choice.

French connection UK. Offending dyslexics since 2001

According to news reports, undertakers took Alexander McQueen’s body out of his flat on a stretcher, covered in a maroon blanket. A maroon blanket? I wouldn’t seen dead in a maroon blanket, would be complete fashion suicide.

I’ve recently developed a belief in Feng Shui. The Jeremy Kyle show was on and I turned the TV to face the wall and felt a lot happier.