Category: exercise

I did a couple of laps around the gym today. Maybe next time I’ll actually park my car and go in.

Just made a keep-fit -video for the elderly. Im calling it “Pumping rust !”

My wife told me she is leaving me because I treat my fitness like a game! I nearly fell off my wii fit board!

The Gym A place for girls to find strong bloke’s with big muscles. The Gym A place for men to find fat, chubby girls.

I’m really out of shape Everytime i fart i need a nap.

Aimed at overweight Americans, a re-make of the long running British television show has been commissioned for the BBC. “Gym’ll Fix It” starts next week.

I went to the gym today worked out for one hour and ended up gaining twenty pounds. Some idiot left the key in his locker.

power walking looks a lot like people who have taken too many laxatives,and just realised they ain’t gonna make it home in time!

How to lose weight in 3 easy steps: 1. Buy a bed sheet 2. Cut to eye holes in it and wear it so you look like a ghost 3. Go for a jog light jog in Detroit

It’s been a hard struggle , but I’m just one day away from John o’Groats ! I should get there tomorrow if I turn back now.