Category: dreams

I have a dream: a dream that one day, little black girls and little white girls will play with each other !

I phoned the wife today, “I had a terrible dream.” And? “You were there.” And? “What do you mean? And?

Last year , all of my dreams came true. This year , I’m sat here in this prison cell , wishing that they hadn’t.

“I was having superb dream about you.” I said to my wife as I woke. “You were doing something really nice to me.” “Maybe it will come true.” she said. “What was it?” “I hope so.” I replied. “Leaving.”

I had a dream I was eating a giant marshmallow, and when I woke up… My wife was dead. Great morning all round, really.

They should rate dreams on a scale of Martin Luther King to Freddy Krueger

My dreamcatcher broke last night. Nightmare!

I went to a psychiatrist about a recurring nightmare , where me and two friends get a bill for 25, and have to split it three ways. That’s 8.33333333333…………..

I used to be pretty big-headed. I’m perfect now though

I once won a dream holiday to the Bahamas. I woke up gutted.

“Doctor, I really need your help”, I said. “Every night for the past two weeks I’m dreaming about some rats playing football.” “Here, take these pills tonight before you go to bed and you will be fine.” “But can I take them starting tomorrow?” “Why?” “Because tonight they play the final.”

Didn’t get much sleep last night, I kept dreaming I was frozen & then dropped off a cliff. I’m absolutely shattered this morning.

A place without thought. Imagine that.

I dreamt I was a woman last night. When I woke up, the house was spotless. Looks like the wife couldn’t sleep again.

I said to my mate, “I dreamt that I ate a giant marshmallow!” He said, “Let me guess, you woke up and your pillow was gone?” I said, “No, I woke up and one of my giant marshmallows was gone.”