Category: dinosaurs

Troll Hunter TV ad: “The best monster movie since Jurrasic Park” “You’ve never seen anything like this before” Uh… Jurrasic Park?

Being a big fan of Mark Bolan I have to say I was a little disappointed in the T-Rex t-shirt I ordered off of Ebay. It was a little short in the arms and a few hundred sizes too big.

The Christians who claim dinosaurs lived at the same time as ancient humans might be onto something. They all do seem to have Roman names.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens didn’t exist in those days.

God is definitely a woman. If God was a man, he’d never have cancelled the dinosaur programme.

T-Rexes may have lacked intelligence but they never gave anything away. They alway kept their cards close to their chest.

I don’t want to alarm anyone but since that Volcano erupted, I haven’t seen a single dinosaur..