Category: difference

What’s the difference between my gas boiler and the American Air Force? When the pilot on my boiler goes out, I’m not worried about it blowing up British troops.

What’s the difference between a HIV results letter & my ex girlfriends legs? One was hard to open. The other is hard to keep closed.

What’s the difference between an egg and cancer? Jade Goody could beat an egg.

Some people call me antisocial. I wish they’d just leave me alone.

Whats the difference between Russell Crowe and Madeleine McCann? Madeleine still makes decent films.

What’s the difference between a team managed by Gary Megson and a French Army tank? Once, for just a few moments, the French Army tank went forward yeah , it was doing a 3 point turn

…What’s the difference between my mum and my sister???? I always wear a condom with my mum!!!!!

What’s the difference between a porch monkey and a yard ape? The length of the rope.

What’s the difference between Michael Jackson’s right hand and mine? I can still touch kids with mine.

What’s the difference between a baby and a Mars Bar? About 500 calories.

What’s the difference between the new Swine Flu website and Sickipedia? At least 5 people managed to access the Swine Flu website in the last 24 hours.

What’s the difference between Mollie Sugden and Michael Jackson? About 9000 Sickipedians from when I tried to get on here last week.

What is the difference between Susan Boyle and Amanda Holden? About ten pints, six tequilas and two Es

What’s the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 lbs.

What’s the difference between Rolf Harris and the Australian cricket team? Rolf Harris can draw gracefully.