Category: difference

What’s the difference between Emile Heskey and Madeleine McCann? Maddie scored before she died.

What’s the difference between my epileptic brother and my new jigsaw. I can’t get my jigsaw to fit.

What’s the difference between an Ikea flat-pack wardrobe which is missing the adhesive, and an Ikea employee? One is a glueless kit.

What’s the difference between Maddie and Jordan? When I look at a picture of Jordan, I don’t get a semi

What’s the difference between my Wife and a Dartboard? Throwing Darts at my wife is enjoyable.

What’s the difference between Hitler and Susan Boyle? Hitler trimmed his moustache.

What is the difference between a pair of jeans and an Ethiopian? A pair of jeans only has one fly on it.

Whats the difference between me and a 40 year old virgin ? Im not 40 yet …

What’s the difference between a Terry’s chocolate orange and a dead body? You don’t need to whack a dead body before you unwrap it.

What’s the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver? One goes: Whack! “Argggghhhh!” The other goes: “Argggghhhh!” Whack!

What’s the difference between Madeleine McCann and Susan Boyle? Susan Boyle hasn’t been fingered.

Whats the difference between Katie Price and the Twin Towers? Katie Price went down faster with more people inside her.

What’s the difference between a baby and a catholic priest? one sucks its fingers…

Whats the difference between Maddie McCan and a Smart car? You can’t fit 3 blokes in a smart car.

What’s the difference between Iceland food and Iceland customers? Some of the food isn’t battered.