Category: definitions

Football: Americans no good at it,invented their own version that no other country plays thus they cant be beaten at it!

Parasites – What you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower.

If I were to make money out of thin air, it’d be fraud. If a bank does it, it’s “credit”

Irony- The ironic thing about it is that I don’t have a clue what it means

I have an existential map, it has’ you are here’ written all over it.

Carpet: (noun) A friendly, furry animal; kept in your automobile.

I finally took my daughter’s advice and read the dictionary today, apparently no really does mean no.

Music : Ruins Babestation.

Enjoying my morning glory this morning when my mum walked in and said ‘dont u think its time to get up’,i think i gave the wrong answer when i looked at her all seductively and replied ‘im already up darling’……….

Definition of Rapping: Poetry read aggressively by a black man.

Worship (n) – a Geordie’s boat.

Definition of pointless: Jobless people on Facebook updating their status to ‘thank god it’s Friday’.

Avoidable: what a bullfighter tries to do.

Definition of pressure: A wife, a mistress and a mortgage. All one month late

Pencils: for people who plan on making mistakes.