Category: computers/technology

No, Microsoft Word, my name is not spelt incorrectly.

Daughter- iPod. Son- iPhone. Mom- iPad. Dad- iPay!

Apple have just announced that in order to increase sales of the new iphone in america they’re re-branding it the pie phone..

There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer. When asked to define ‘great’ he said, ”I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl […]

Tom-Tom have thought of everything. Not only is there a map showing you which way to go, but there are also voice directions so that blind drivers know which way to go. Especially the ones in BMW’s.

I used to like role playing Skyrim, but I’ve gone off it. Oh the arrow-knee

I’ve spent a fortune on iTunes. Every time I plug my iPod into my laptop I get that synching feeling.

Say what you like about the iPhone, even without Jobs it still works,

So the iPad is out in the UK now great! If only there was a more dense version that I could put in my pocket and take it with me every where I go.

Computers are like air conditioners. They work fine until you start opening windows.

Next time I’m on a job interview and they ask my accomplishments, I’m going to say “don’t know if you know this, but Windows 7 was my idea”.

RIP Megavideo. We will mourn you for 72 minutes, wait 30 minutes, and then mourn you again.

I’m currently off work with a slipped disk. I mean, I accidentally slipped my Call of Duty disk into my Xbox.

If we all end up going to jail for downloading music, I at least hope they separate us by music genre.

Three days ago my girlfriend asked me what I wanted for my birthday. ‘Easy’ I replied. ‘Skyrim. It’s what everyone is talking about.’ Now three days later, as I’m bent over a plane toilet in a tiny cubicle, 20,00ft in the air, I can’t help but feel I should have elaborated a bit more…