Category: computers/technology

What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a trojan horse in your PC.

I just got a Samsung Galaxy. So much smoother than the LG Chocolate.

You know your computer is a Vista when your problem solver needs to be problem solved.

Auto correct can go to he’ll.

“volt gun disguised as Nokia phone delivers 1.2million volts” Can’t be as shocking as an iphones reception

I have just lost my job as a Spiderman impersonator. At least I have my skills as a web developer to fall back on.

Windows: “You may be the victim of software counterfeiting…” Me: no Microsoft, it is you who is the victim of software counterfeiting here, not I.

Sickipedia stand-up night. Isn’t that gonna make it uncomfortable for everyone to reach their keyboards?

PC world have just announced that due to a sudden rush of orders, F5 keys for PCs will be out of stock until mid july when the next shipment is due to arrive from China.

New iPhone 4S bug – screen displaying yellowish tint. Similar to Steve Jobs a few weeks ago then.

I’ve been dating a robot girlfriend, on and off

iOS 5 update “Improves voice recognition for Australian users using dictation”. I imagine Glaswegian is light years away.

I am addicted. I bought the iPhone, iPad, iTouch… Now iBroke, iHomeless and iRegret.

I just got a new job at Apple but I’m not allowed to use the staff car park. I think its because I’ve got a flash car.

I found my old Nokia 3310 in a drawer today. It brought back so many fond memories of all the cool features it had, that you just don’t get on phones these days. Like Snake, polyphonic ringtones, and reception.