Category: computers/technology

Sitting here, playing FIFA 11, before the night of the exam that will decide my entire future. I just can’t help but not feeling ashamed with myself… I really should have bought FIFA 12 by now.

A question for the older guys who remember Punk… When you go into your “Start menu properties” in windows and see the option “Lock The Taskbar” do you spend the next half an hour singing Clash tunes?

If you wanna tell all of your friends, family and colleagues that you’re socially inept, attention seeking, and a mindless zombie slave to the commercials and hype of one of the seemingly most popular corporations on the planet…. ..There’s an app for that.

I lost my new phone last night after a heavy drinking session,its so hard to find as it is the world’s smallest model,all im left with is a pounding headache and this constant ringing in my ears.

BBC NEWS: Chinese teenager ‘sells kidney to buy iPad and iPhone’ …. daft bastered he should have just done a survey!

I’m sad that videos have been replaced, I used to love saying to people, just before going out, “I’m just gonna use my head cleaner”.

“If you can see what I can see, you would have the Samsung Galaxy S”… Should have gone to Specsavers.

I just dont understand, when i put an ad in the newspaper about meeting hot, single girls in my area, theres absolutely no reply. But as soon as i go online, there’s absolutely hundreds that are ready for me to meet them? I just dont get it.

I just noticed that to clear your history in IE8, you have to select the “Safety” tab. Who said Microsoft didn’t listen to their customers?

I’m an Apple Mac and Windows 7 was my idea.

It seems there’s an addiction to iphones. At least there’s an app for that

I’ve made a bid to take over e-bay. I won’t know anything for 4 days 17 hours.

My PC displays a range of irritating warning messages, but this one about cookies really takes the biscuit.

I have a blackberry and an apple, both on orange. Amazing fruit balancing skills don’t you think?

Study: Half of all seniors now use the internet. I read that when my gran sent the entire story to me in the subject line of an email.