Category: computers/technology

My mate told me that he reckoned he played over 150 hours of online games a week, “Wow!” I replied He then said: “No, runescape.”

An experienced motor vehicle mechanic is instructing an apprentice in the basic principles of the trade: “Now, open the bonnet and look inside. Adopt a puzzled expression and shake your head slowly …”

He who laughs last… just got the joke on T-mobile.

“Excuse me son, but do you know where the nearest payphone is?” “Ummm……..1992”

I’m Windows 7, and the T-600 was my idea.

If Windows 7 was my idea, why do I have to pay for it?

ie: is a good example of a bad browser.

My computer froze the other day. That’s why I’ve just bought it some mittens and a woolly hat.

Every time I delete an app on my iPhone, the shaking icons makes me think they’re panicking over who’s getting the chop next.

Apparently the Sickipedia iPhone app will soon be updated to allow iPhone users to login, vote and add Jokes. I hope they remember to add that little “Posted via my iPhone” For no particular reason of course.

My new girlfriend was not at all impressed when she saw my fourteen incher. I suppose it is a rather small television.

I bought a robotic chauffeur who runs entirely on Windows. He’s a software driver.

There’s a new iPhone Karaoke app. Apple have finally created the most annoying person to ever sit next to you on a train.

I told my daughter I would buy her the new Apple product for her birthday. iLied.

You know you spend too much time on the computer when your finger nails fit the groove of your keys