Category: computers/technology

I’ve just renamed my WiFi network to “Police Surveillance Van #02”. That should keep my pikey neighbours on their toes for a while.

Language is a constantly evolving thing. For instance, the sentence “Omg, they have an fml app! wtf?” did not exist a year ago. In reality, it probably shouldn’t exist now either.

Getting the Grim Reaper on your side. There’s an app for that.

To be fair, 60p is not so expensive when you stop and think about it. You can send a letter to anywhere in Britain and it will only take two or three days to arrive there. I mean, it’s not as if you can do that on your computer…..for free…..in seconds.

I thought I should let you all know that we’ve now changed the name of our band from 999MB to 1023MB. Still haven’t done a gig though.

I only wanted Adobe to be able to open pdfs. I had no idea they wanted a relationship. They won’t stop emailing me.

Daniel Petric shot both his parents in the head after they took away his copy of Halo 3. Double Kill!

Twitter; The only Bird I’m going to tell about my day.

Surfing the internet without a decent antivirus is like walking through a black neighbourhood wearing a Klan mask. Believe me, I tried both.

Want to know how to Get a Flat Stomach & Perfect Abs in 2 to 3 Weeks? Hmmmm let me see…… Photoshop?

Window popped up saying: ‘Adobe reader is insecure….’ WTF does it want ……. a cuddle?

I’m not saying my Sat Nav isn’t up to date but when I took my car on the cross channel ferry it kept warning- “Here there be monsters”.

Some idiot knocked over my recycle bin today. Now there’s icons all over my desktop.

So, today Wikipedia is blocking access to free information in protest against the blocking of access to free information? God bless America.