Category: computers/technology

I was telling my parents all about my project to build my own computer the other day. I went into lots of detail about all the different parts and components and my dad was really interested, but it just made my motherboard.

My wife thinks that I’ve become a computer nerd and we’ve got nothing in common. I need to diagnose our connection problem.

I had my first computer lesson today. It wasn’t bad but I spent the first 20 mins putting the letters in the right order.

I’ve just bought a JVC LCD 1080P HD TV. The rest of the alphabet was out of stock.

If at first you dont succeed; call it version 1.0

I went for a job at PC World today out of desperation. The interviewer said, “What do you know about computers?” I said, “Not much – I can just about switch them on and off, ha ha!” I didn’t get the job – overqualified.

“Coronation Street star Bill Roache: I’ve slept with 1000 women” I don’t find that so amazing. I’m more surprised that he knows binary.

iPhone user: “… by the way if my phone cuts off it’s because I’ve run out of battery. I’ve only got 84% left.”

Blackberry Messenger is out of action again… That server goes down more than my mrs.

You know you’re old when an etch-a-sketch is easier to use than an iPad.

Like many others, I have been affected badly by the O2 problems this week. It’s slightly worse for me though, because I’m an astronaut.

Governments that try to censor the Internet are SOPAthetic.

Madeira : Current death toll of raging torrent rises to 42. I don’t see why they didn’t just use Pirate Bay.

Words cannot describe how much I absolutely have predictive text.

iPad: The iPod Touch for fat people’s fingers.