Category: computers/technology

Failure is not an option,… it comes standard with Windows.

Apple inc really is getting into everything these days, theres the iPhone’s, iPad’s, iPod’s etc… now they are going to launch their own iED’s…

My mate told me he can touch type “sixty words per minute.” But he has to type every other phrase normally.

I saw this great film at the weekend about cyber-bullying. I think it was called ‘The Terminator’ or something.

With Windows 7, you can have 2 windows open at the same time! Well done, Microsoft. Apple only invented that 10 years ago.

I don’t think I got the job at Microsoft….They haven’t responded to my telegram..

The win has definitely been put back into windows

CPR – the human equivilant of CTRL ALT DELETE

TomTom GPS – The only way to receive orders from a women.

I just bought the swiss version of Call of Duty. It’s srange, I can only do the training mission…

iphone…………….. oh no I don’t

Someone broke into my house last night and left a note saying they’d broken one of my keyboard keys. I onder hich one.

Apple are to release a new logo which “accurately describes their relationship with their customers”. It’s called the iCon.

I was looking inside my computer yesterday and I burnt my finger on my processor. It Mhz.

I don’t know why all these gamers are in the news, moaning about PS3 and now Nintendo being hacked. Back in the day I once hacked my ZX Spectrum, and got infinite lives on Chuckie Egg. It was awesome.