Category: computers/technology

Did it really take all that extra staff at the Nat West a whole weekend to turn the computer on & off?

So I was laying in bed with my girlfriend last night, when I decided to ‘check-in’ using my Facebook app. It was then that I saw, so had 29 others.

A hypersonic jet is being developed in America. The good news is it will be able to fly from America to the UK in one hour. The bad news is it’ll be full of Yanks

“Intel launches tablet processor”. Now we even have a PC term for drug dealer.

A Chinese teenager sold a kidney to buy an iPad2. Sounds like a bargain they usually cost an arm and a leg

Typos are easily made. Especially if you’re looking for mail order brides…

I always feel like I’m getting tested for STDs when I run a virus scan on my computer.

Blame Europe for these ridiculous new laws about websites using cookies… But surely it’s the Americans’ fault no-one calls them by their proper English name, biscuits.

Anybody else notice that they sit on the toilet 10 minutes after they’re done because they’re busy playing on their iPhones?

I was messing around on the laptop earlier when the wife started tutting and moaning. “Whats up with you?” I said. “You’ve been Tweeting away on that computer all day,” she scoffed, “I’ve never seen the fascination with Twitter.” “That’ll be because your entire life isn’t interesting enough to fill 140 characters.” I replied.

Customer: I’m running Windows Vista… Helpdesk: Yes… Customer: And my computer isn’t working! Helpdesk: Yes, you already said that.

I traded in my iPhone today for something useful. A life.

I work in Tech support for a computer company, if I was a mechanic, most of the conversations would go like this. Customer: My car isn’t working and I need you to fix it immediately, this is an emergency Mechanic: Alright sir what seems to be the problem? Customer: I don’t know, I tried to […]

All female athletes racing in London 2012 have been given free Sat Navs So they can find the finish line

I just added Bigfoot as a friend on Facebook. He really needs a clearer profile picture.