Category: computers/technology

There are only 49 acheivements on Halo 3 they say the 50th is having your girlfriend dump you

isn’t it funny how ‘fat’ on predictive text comes up as ‘eat’.

My laptop stopped working when I left it in direct sunlight I blame windows

I’ve just bought a new Dell laptop… When I switch it on it calls me a ‘Plonker’.

They say if you play a Microsoft CD backwards, you hear satanic messages. That’s nothing, because if you play it forwards, it installs Windows.

My girlfriend is an idiot. She says I play my Xbox too much because I named my headset; ‘Mike’.

I’ve always wondered what would happen if i deleted my recycle bin…

Has anyone seen the interactive ‘stop knife crime’ advert at the bottom left corner of the Windows Live Messenger contacts page, where you can pick up the knife by scrolling over the picture? The hand is black. surprise surprise…

I’m an idiot and installing Windows 7 on my computer was my idea…

And then there was the woman who was married to a succession of three Microsoft employees and still died a virgin: Her first husband was in Training, and kept teaching her how to do it herself. The second was in Sales, and kept telling her how good it was going to be. And the third […]

Capitalism sucks! Sent via iPhone.

I own a small zoo and a pirate ship. Although not at the same time…. I don’t have that much Lego.

Silly Kodak. They should have invented a camera with a phone on it.

Students arrested for hacking Call Of Duty? Should have had Scrambler Pro.

I don’t know why I used to be scared of computers. It’s not like they byte.