Category: computers/technology

Because I don’t work and I sit around playing computer games all day I balance the feelings of guilt and shame by playing ‘Career Mode’ between the hours of 9.00am – 5.00pm

When IT technicians get married, instead of saying ‘I do’ they say ‘I accept the Terms & Conditions’.

Apparently Skyrim was getting rather popular in South East Asia, It was, however, until it took an arrow Indonesia.

I was debating the colour I’ll have on my new computer. If I get white, it will work harder. But if I get black, it will run faster…

I offered my computer a sandwich today. It took a Megabyte.

Database Latency again… There are 540 of you looking at this page. It’s usually about 800 when there’s too many, One of the gameboys they use for servers must have run out of battery.

Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after DVDs? I dont want to have to restart my collection.

I just read an article about a school in Botswana where the teachers would savagely beat their pupils if they got an answer wrong. That’s nothing! At my old school we had to use Internet Explorer.

Why did Mr. Ohm marry Mrs. Ohm? Because he couldn’t resistor.

As I walked along the street tapping away on my ‘ipad’ someone said, “Get a life!” I said, “Where do you download one of those from…….?”

I see Sickipedia is being condemned in the news again for users posting Jokes about Liam Gill hours after his death. Even the media is complaining about database latency now.

As my plane flew through the clouds, I started to get nervous. What if we hit all that data people are storing up here now?

It’s the last time I play poker with an origami expert. All he did was fold.

Nintendo managers have had a terrible year. They haven’t picked up enough coins, therefore will not get their bonus.

Tipped my Facebook addicted mate over the edge last night. I liked the link instead of the picture.