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Me and my mates are start …

November 30qjoq.comLeave a Comment on Me and my mates are start …

Me and my mates are starting an AC/DC tribute band. We’re gonna be called the Half Wave Rectifiers.

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Amazon Kindle App: “Buy N …

November 30qjoq.comLeave a Comment on Amazon Kindle App: “Buy N …

Amazon Kindle App: “Buy Now, Read Everywhere” Y’know what else you can buy now and read everywhere? A book.

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When my friends on Facebo …

November 28qjoq.comLeave a Comment on When my friends on Facebo …

When my friends on Facebook make Status’ about how annoyed/angry/upset they are i like to make sure i let them know where they’ve gone wrong with their grammar. Just to see the reaction.

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I tried to log in on my i …

November 28qjoq.comLeave a Comment on I tried to log in on my i …

I tried to log in on my iPad. Turns out it was an Etch A Sketch and I don’t own an iPad. Also, I’m out of vodka.

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I just figured out what s …

November 21qjoq.comLeave a Comment on I just figured out what s …

I just figured out what scroll lock does. You see that light by caps lock? Well, it turns on when you press it!

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I’m so chuffed after buyi …

November 18qjoq.comLeave a Comment on I’m so chuffed after buyi …

I’m so chuffed after buying my first ever smartphone the other day. Don’t remember changing my service provider to “Connect your charger” though.

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What is iPad? iPad is thi …

November 17qjoq.comLeave a Comment on What is iPad? iPad is thi …

What is iPad? iPad is thin. iPad is beautiful. iPad goes anywhere and lasts all day. iPad is not my wife.

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I’m a PC, and Windows 7 w …

November 10qjoq.comLeave a Comment on I’m a PC, and Windows 7 w …

I’m a PC, and Windows 7 was my idea… So I’m suing them.

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Just filmed a video about …

November 10qjoq.comLeave a Comment on Just filmed a video about …

Just filmed a video about how you can get a better service than O2. It’s called 2 Cups, 1 String.

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Apple have announced that …

November 9qjoq.comLeave a Comment on Apple have announced that …

Apple have announced that they have come up with a new idea for iPad owners who thought the iPhone was too small. An iTest.

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So the faulty i-phone 4 m …

November 7qjoq.comLeave a Comment on So the faulty i-phone 4 m …

So the faulty i-phone 4 model is being recalled. I was unaware anyone had managed to call one in the first place.

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My phone kept trying to s …

October 30qjoq.comLeave a Comment on My phone kept trying to s …

My phone kept trying to sell me useless duty free watches, perfume and Toblerone. Turns out I had it on airplane mode.

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I had Windows M.E but I c …

October 26qjoq.comLeave a Comment on I had Windows M.E but I c …

I had Windows M.E but I couldn’t be bothered to use it…

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My friend recommended I i …

October 20qjoq.comLeave a Comment on My friend recommended I i …

My friend recommended I install Windows on my computer to make it run faster. I tried but it doesn’t seem faster. Well at least now I can see right through it.

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It’s pretty stupid how ca …

October 18qjoq.comLeave a Comment on It’s pretty stupid how ca …

It’s pretty stupid how cats will just play with the same toy over and over as if it might do something new… …Hold on, gotta check my iPhone.

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