Category: computers/technology

Why are Facebook status updates like a Polish builder’s toolkit? All the good ones have been stolen from another site.

I’m not bill gates. And windows 8, 9, and 10 are my idea. Up yours Microsoft, see you in court.

My girlfriend’s Ipod Touch just came. Apparently, there’s an App for everything.

I live in constant fear that one of my applications will suddenly test me on the Terms & Conditions I claim to have read.

Whats does the new iPhone 4.0 and me have in common? We both get a terrible reception when we get turned on at funerals.

Apparently R1 + L1 + quarter circle on the right stick is the right combination to get a girls bra off, thank you Heavy Rain However this also rips eyes from cyclops so this could lead to potentially terrible dates, or worrying encounters with cyclops’.

What’s the difference between T-mobile and the human centipede? The human centipede actually connects people.

None of my asian friends like the new Iphone. I keep trying to tell them it’s got more than one great new feature,but they just think its siri…….

If you want to know how much the Iphone has put you in debt, Theres an app for that.

Argh! Has anyone managed to shoot 5 iPads?

A Swedish commedian just made fun out of Steve Jobs, saying that he was going to have an interactive tombstone called diePad.

Cancer – Loves the jobs you hate.

Tech support: What version of windows do you have installed? Me: Double glazed.

I have a TV that picks up 6 channels. Its extra-terrestrial.

Our local vicar insists on giving sermons with the aid of his computer. We end up sitting in church for hours because he’s so slow. I think we need a new service provider.