Category: computers/technology

Apple’s next overpriced & unnecessary product will be dedicated to those people who stand in queues for hours just to get one… It’s called the iDiot.

My sister warned me the other day that the police are cracking down on illegal downloads and that I should delete all my songs just in case. Yeah, if the cops seize my P.C, illegally downloaded music’ll be the least of my worries.

Dear URL bar, please can we agree on a number of clicks it takes to highlight the whole address? I click a few times, then click like a mad person only to miss the one time it actually got highlighted in my frenzied clicking.

When my PC was taken away for repair, the company said they’d send me something to replace it while it was being fixed. I should probably cleared my browsing history, because the next day they sent me a copy of “Barely Legal”.

News Headline: “US Air Force combines 1,760 PlayStation 3 consoles to create super computer” …another thing you can’t do on an Xbox.

My mate works at an aquarium. The screensaver on his laptop is people walking around an office filing stuff.

Now that most computers have touchscreens, websites should make their advertising links look like smudges.

Some sources say that over 80% of desktop computers are infected with a virus called Windows.

I have put an Apple in a bap. That’s how iRoll

Want to make a simple phone call? Sorry, there isnt an app for that.

Twitter; Making it easier than ever to stalk and kill Z list celebrities.

Does anyone else here think that it’s too much of a coincidence that Windows 8 is set to be launched in 2012?

A router goes into a doctor’s office and says, “It hurts when IP.”

The battery on my new iPhone 4S is just ter….

Today is the 30th birthday of the ZX Spectrum. I’ll look in on mine later; that first game might have loaded by now.