Category: computers/technology

I thought I was sick making jokes about the Ethiopian aeroplane, but then the Sickipedia website comes along and trumps me by doing an impression of it.

windows 7 good for virus blocking history deleting and you can use it easily with one hand what are they expecting of us?

I love call of duty. I don’t play the game myself but it means that there are a lot more bored girlfriends out there looking to get laid.

Remember days before computers? Memory was something you lost with age An application was for employment A program was a TV show A cursor used profanity A keyboard was a piano A web was a spider’s home A virus was the flu A CD was a bank account A hard drive was a long trip […]

My smartphone got me into trouble yesterday. I was at my daughters playgroup when one of the mums said: “What’s that in your pocket?” “I have a Desire.” was probably not the best response. Nor was showing them the RedTube app. And my list of favourites.

I like my women like I like my Xbox. Dead with a red ring.

Added my first friend on Facebook- my mum. Now I can change my relationship status!

Microsoft’s in private browsing

Just bought one of those cheap knock off iPhones from a site in china for 100 quid. Don’t care what you say the samsung galaxy looks alright.

Diablo 3 is the hardest game I’ve ever played. I can’t even make it past the log in screen.

I saw an iMac in my workplace today. So I grabbed a marker pen and scribbled ‘unt’ next to the logo.

A system administrator has only two problems… Dumb Users and Smart Users

We all know who to blame if Windows 7 fails

I sent an error report. Windows 7 was my idea.

Am I the only one who thinks it’s funny that the new black Nintendo Wii needs a white controller to make it work?