Category: communication

Steve Jobs probably had the BlackBerry server as his life support machine.

3 mobile call centers.

The new iPod 3G supports browsing on the move without the need for a WiFi connection. The only downside is it can’t make or receive calls. A much cheaper alternative for the iPhone4.

Mobile Phone? Hopelessly old-fashioned .. I went over to telepathy several years ago.

I’m on the new O2 plan… Unlimited Smoke Signals 250 Pigeons a month Free messages in a bottle to other O2 customers

My wife decided to take down all the Christmas lights without telling me. I feel like I’m being left in the dark over these decisions.

I’ve been bombarded with dirty picture messages and kinky texts all morning. It’s all well and good, but this is my mums phone.

So I’m in JFK airport with my 3 kids Alex, Kyle and Ida. They all go missing whilst going security and I start to panic. So I ask if I can use the tannoy to call out for them…. very innocently I shout out “AL-KY-IDA” I dont remember much of what happened next….

I can’t wait till my birthday on 1st October. Sent from my Blackberry

I hate condescending people. But, I wouldn’t expect you to understand.

I’ve just hit someone with their own blackberry. Those things really are useful, i might get one now.

I phoned the police today. We hadn’t chatted in ages…

I always finish my text messages with a kiss. The lads down at the pub never seem to approve of their wet cheeks, though.

I didn’t know robots could get headaches, indigestion or feel pain… But I just read in the news that Sony are releasing Android tablets.

The amazing thing about mobile phones is that, no matter where you are or whatever you are doing, you can keep them switched off so no-one will bother you.