Category: communication

How do you know if someone has an iPhone? They tell you.

Cant say i’d buy an iPhone 4 after that new advert showing off FaceTime. Video quality is good but the sound seems to have been replaced with Louis Armstrong…

If my iPhone were truly ‘smart’….. It wouldn’t let me text people when I’m drunk.

All these Facebook statuses about X Factor are ridiculous, I cant believe how no one has commented on how Robson Green just caught his biggest catch yet on Extreme Fishing.

You can make the new iPhone work just like a Blackberry By turning it off.

Just heard about Apples new app which lets you order a pizza, anywhere, from your Iphone. I reckon I must have got a special one because mine already does this.

I was gonna download the Adele app. But it wouldn’t fit on my phone.

Why is it when your phone is running low on battery that it insists on reminding you every few seconds?

I got a message on my mobile about the future. It was predictive texting.

I was trying to think of a name for a band and all I could come up with was ‘The Telephones’. I thought it had a ring to it.

The wife loves her iPhone, so I’ve decided to get her even more attached to it with the latest optional extra – Velcro backing – which means she can drop that silly Bluetooth earpiece. It’s absolutely perfect for her sideburns.

My girlfriend asked me for a new phone, similar to a blackberry or an iPhone. So I gave her a black-i.

Cheryl Cole has been axed from The X Factor by Simon Cowel, because people couldn’t understand her accent. Shame we can’t have Simon in charge of telephone banking in the UK?

Did you know that iPhones have had a recent update allowing users to monitor their weight due to Apple installing scales onto the phone, so go on… step on and see your weight!

“Apple iphone 4 users have trouble making calls” Thats because they have no friends to ring