Wife was intrigued When she opened up her Birthday Present today. She Asked For Something with diamonds. I got her a pack of Playing cards. You should have seen the look on her face when i told her they were fit for royalty.
Continue ReadingI used to get strange looks for trying to use my phone on the bus. But then again, it was 1982.
Continue ReadingMy mate came up to me the other day and asked, “How’s it going?” “Same old, same old,” I replied. “Yourself?” I added. “Can’t complain,” he said. Blokes: Saying nothing in particular since the dawn of time.
Continue ReadingiPhone app saves man trapped in Haiti rubble: Film maker Dan Woolley was trapped in the rubble after the Haiti earthquake. Thanks to the iPhone first-aid app he’d downloaded, he knew how to fashion a bandage and tourniquet for his leg and to stop the bleeding from his head wound. The app also warned him […]
Continue ReadingMy mate rang me and asked “What are you up to?” “Nothing much,” I replied “I’m just sitting here in a lecture about mobile phone etiquette. So, how was your weekend, mate?”
Continue ReadingWhat would you do with your unlimited texts from orange, if you top up just 15 per month using their new offer? I’d text o2 and thank them for coming up with the idea three years ago…
Continue ReadingMy wife sobbingly said “Nothing I do makes any sense anymore.” “Stop talking nonsense” I said.
Continue ReadingWhat do you call a hi-fi that will never let you down? A sound system!
Continue ReadingI was trying to find my girlfrield so I asked my brother if he knew where she was. He said “no, have you tried her cell?” I said “no, I’ve looked there it’s empty, but I will try phoning her”.
Continue ReadingO2 and 3….. So called because that’s how many satisfied customers they each have.
Continue ReadingI was in my hotel room and couldn’t get a signal on my mobile, so I went down to the lobby. They’ve got reception there.
Continue ReadingIt’s a sad state of affairs when your Blackberry goes down on you more often than your Girlfriend!
Continue ReadingMy phone has been ringing off the hook. I should probably get that fixed.
Continue ReadingWhat’s the difference between Call of Duty: Black Ops and a restaurant? A restaurant usually has a good host and servers that work.
Continue ReadingBBC News: Texas Homes Destroyed By Wildfire. I didn’t know HTC had an app for that!
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