Category: communication

“The Nokia N8, what will you do with it?” Make a phone call hopefully.

I’ve just taken out a contract with Vodafone. 2500 for them to shoot that fat bloke from the Go Compare adverts.

02 has brought out a new package called siamese. 02 conecting people

Help Wanted: Telepath. You know where to apply.

They are going to make cigarettes look as plain as possible or even cover them up completely to make them unappealing. Kind of like Muslim women then?

Got a text off Orange today saying “why not try orange wednesdays?” Probably because its a Thursday.

I was exchanging emails with a 45 year old bloke for ages and we arranged to meet. When I got there, it turned out to be some really fit bird my age. How disappointing.

Whoever invented iPhone spell checker is a complete and utter tear.

Predictive text is a female invention, because it’s another thing that knows what you’re going to say before you’ve already said it.

It started hailing the other day, so I shouted Caeser. When in Rome…

My mate came up to me and started showing off his new iPhone 4S. “Oi mate, can your phone do this?” He asked, “Redtube.” He said, and the iPhone instantly went onto Redtube. “No,” I replied, rolling my eyes. “Haha! I’ve just downloaded a new app” He said gleefully. My phone vibrated and 100 text […]

Facebook E-Mail: Same as the average e-mail except you can’t remove Zuckerburg from the CC list and your e-mails are viewable by the world the day they decide to change the Facebook security options

Was trying to explain to my gran who was sitting in the chair with the cat on her lap, for over an hour, how her new iPhone worked. I think I did a pretty good job because the cat just called.

BBC News: “Black granted bail pending appeal” …What? You don’t need me to write anything?

I’m not saying the guy from the BT adverts is creepy, but I’m expecting in the next one for him to turn around and say “Let me shave your legs and lick you while you sleep”