I was knocked over by a c …
I was knocked over by a clown car! Luckily, 17 people got out to help.
Continue ReadingI was knocked over by a clown car! Luckily, 17 people got out to help.
Continue ReadingI was nervous at first, but once i felt it easily slide down the back of my throat, I jammed the rest in. Circus Sword Swallower seems like a natural transition after college.
Continue ReadingI was stuck on the M6 behind a huge lorry carrying a fairground ride doing 20mph yesterday. Everyone was screaming at him but he wouldn’t go any faster.
Continue ReadingMy dad raised me single handedly when I was a child. But that’s life when your born into a family of circus acrobats.
Continue ReadingI’m doing community service at a funfair but today I stole a wobbly mirror. I just hope it doesn’t reflect badly on me.
Continue ReadingWhat is the difference between the armed forces and a circus? In the circus you don’t have to salute the clowns.
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