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Toyota Auris Hybrid, it delivers smooth performance as well as ultra quiet electric driving. So the children cant hear you coming
Continue ReadingToyota Auris Hybrid, it delivers smooth performance as well as ultra quiet electric driving. So the children cant hear you coming
Continue ReadingJust saw a headline: Beat the child benefit cuts and i wondered to myself, what has the benefit cuts got to do with anything?
Continue ReadingI was shocked when I received the phone call…During ‘Show and Tell’ at school my daughter had revealed bruises all up her arms. Thought I’d made it very clear daddy would hurt mummy if she ever told anyone.
Continue ReadingAfter a long and costly legal battle, I found out you’re unlikely to be granted custody if they’re not your children to begin with.
Continue ReadingMy kid came home and cried, “Dad! The kids at school told me I have a face only a parent could love!” I replied, “That’s nonsense, dear. I hate your face too.”
Continue ReadingSince Sickipedia is now been over run by kids, can I be the first to say, Do any of you want to see my puppies?
Continue ReadingI’ve been teaching my little girl to ride a bike, Today I took the stabilisers off. She sped along the pavement, clipped the neighbours car, went straight through our hedge and hit the garage door. I thought it was a disaster but the wife called it a successful parking manoeuvre.
Continue ReadingI felt like a fool when I bought Amy Winehouse tickets for my daughter and then remembered that she died last year. Even more so when I remembered that Amy Winehouse died too.
Continue ReadingWhen I was younger my mom always used to tell me that rain drops were the tears of god, you could imagine the look on her face when I asked her what snow was.
Continue ReadingIf sperm’s really good for the skin, why has my daughter still got eczema?
Continue ReadingJust been down the beach helping my daughter catch crabs. Do the GUM clinics treat kids too?
Continue ReadingI had a few games of rock, paper, scissors with son today. He’s so easy to beat… I banned him from playing with sharp objects.
Continue ReadingI always hear that children are dressing inappropriately these days but my neighbour’s kid is still dressing perfectly, With the curtains open.
Continue ReadingThe Slinky: Crushing the happiness of children living in bungalows since 1945.
Continue ReadingI’m not saying your child is ugly… I’m just saying you will never have to worry about paedophiles.
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