Category: children

I was out recruiting for the nursery school I work at today. A woman came up to me and said, “Hi, can you put my daughter down please?” “What’s her name?” I replied. “Never mind that,” She said. “Just put her down and don’t touch her again.

I could tell my parents hated me. When they took me to the lake to go swimming, all the other kids were skating.

Shortly after the birth of their new baby, the mother went out to the hairdressers. Father stayed home to care for their son, soon the baby started crying. The father did everything possible to stop the crying, but the baby wouldn’t stop. Worried he took the baby to the doctors. The Doctor examined the baby’s […]

I was driving home from work today, when all of a sudden a football rolled into the middle of the road. Luckily I was able to swerve and avoid it, and hit the young child who was trying to retrive it.

Really? I’m the only one who thought baby Jack on Coronation Street looked like a recruit for the KKK tonight?

Two of the worlds most searched for people were found in their own homes.. Has anyone checked the McCann household

A recent survey, carried out in Scotland, proved that the first child to be born in a family is USUALLY the MOST INTELLIGENT child within that particular family. American researchers (not wanting to be outdone) took this study one step forward and proved that the first child to be born in a family is ALWAYS […]

For years, I tried to get my son to tuck in his shirts, and failed. So in the end, I sewed an edge of lace all around the bottom of his shirts.

TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? HAROLD: A teacher.

People get all up in arms about priests having relations with young boys, but give them a break. Those guys almost never get to party.

It’s pretty tense when you take your new girlfriend to the cinema and she gets I.D’d for Harry Potter..

I’ve got three children, one of each. A boy, a girl and a hairdresser.

I think i am going to name my newborn son Dubstep so it will be okay to drop him.

Why did the little girl fall over? Because I threw a brick at her head!

A watched pot never boils. However an unwatched child never grows up.