Category: childish

“I got ripped in 4 weeks” Oh and I see you got a face lift while you were at it.

Justin Bieber’s Hair cut: 45 Justin Biebe’rs Wardrobe: 150 Justin Bieber’s talent: Worthless For every ‘Tard, there is a Master ‘Tard.

If i was down that mine, in a big, dark cave, Hide & seek anyone?

As a keen enviromentalist, I, like most people, only wash my hands when there’s someone else in the bathroom at the same time.

My wife just caught me flicking our daughter’s bean. I don’t care though, they’re really fun when they jump about.

I was messing about the other day and someone told me to act my age and not my shoe size, which seemed odd to me. I wear a 44.

My girlfriend said that I “don’t ever take anything in my life seriously”. “This is not true”, I said, “but I can’t prove you wrong right now, I have an important phone call to do”. “Who you gonna call?” she asked. “Ghostbusters”, I said and giggled. We had some beautiful times together…

My Girlfriend: I cant do this anymore you’re too childish. I think I need a break. Me: Have a kit-kat?

There is a girl walking up the stairs in a church one day. As the priest is walking by, he looks up and notices that this girl is not wearing any panties. The Priest calls the girl and gives her $20 and says, “Little girl, take this money and buy yourself some panties. It’s not […]

My mum said that if I don’t stop acting like such a child I will never amount to anything. Then she stormed off, forgetting to turn on my nightlight I might add.

My girlfriend told me that I sometimes treat her like a child. I didn’t know how to react… …so I gave her a sticker for standing up for herself.

Woman survives three weeks trapped in her bathroom. Bet she ate the soap? Oh wait, it was a french bathroom…..

My wife said she’s leaving me ‘because my displays of immaturity over the course of our relationship number too many to recall’. Heh heh heh. She said ‘number two’.

There is a new anti-incontinence wine for urinal incontinents. It’s called Pinot More

I got told that I lack originality. “So does your mum” was my reply.