Category: charity

It’s good too see that on the day of the Community Shield, Manchester City are doing their bit for charity and donating to the poor. Twenty million pounds to Everton for Jack Rodwell.

Just saw that NSPCC advert, the one were it shows a young black kid looking threw a bin bag for food. Poor thing…..Must be a terrible life,yano, not being smart enough to look in the fridge.

I’ve been paying 2 a month to the Cats Protection League for over a year, I only missed 2 payments and they’ve just been round and broken my cats legs.

They call themselves the salvation army but they never want to fight you!

I’ve got a new job working as one of those charity muggers who stops unsuspecting people in the street. The man at the NSPCC told me they weren’t recruiting, but I kept him talking and eventually he realised it would be easier to just sign me up so he could get on with his day.

I’m doing a sponsored ‘Procrastination Marathon’. Give me 1 a day each and I’ll think about giving it to charity.

I tried to help out my favorite charity by donating 30 bags for life. Apparently make-a-wish foundation deem this as highly inappropriate.

If you’ve never sent a pair of your dirty panties to a soldier, then freedom obviously means nothing to you.

A charity worker stopped me as I came out of Tesco today. She said, “Would you like to make a donation for Orphaned children?” I said, “Yeah, why not. I’ve got a spare few quid in my jeans.” She said, “Thanks, your money will make a great difference in Africa.” I said, “My jeans are […]

I saw a charity appeal on tv asking you to send 2 a month to build wells in Africa. One chap in the video had a 5 year old Chelsea shirt on. Glory hunter.

I want to bring awareness to the fact that disadvantaged children from all over the country are being exploited on camera as part of a large-scale moneymaking scheme. Ringleader “Pudsey Bear” is still at large.

I have decided to do my bit for Comic Relief this year and so far have raised over 200! However, is it wrong that I’m doing it by taking bets on how long Jade has left?

I do a lot of stuff for charity but I don’t like to talk about it. It’s much easier to boast by blogging, tweeting and Facebooking about it.

Comic Relief raised a record 74m last night, with the projected total at 100 by the end of the weekend. In other news, planning permission has just been granted for two 6,000 acre solid platinum palaces in Libya and Zimbabwe.

These days I can’t walk down the street without constantly being stopped and asked for my autograph. It’s not that I’m famous, I just can’t seem to avoid the Save The Children chuggers.