Category: charity

I’m doing my bit for Children In Need, I’m feeding them through the cage tonight.

Watching these starving children on Comic Relief is making me hungry

Tired of busy city streets? Simply wear a bright jacket with a charity name on the back and watch people swerve you.

When it comes to charity many people stop at nothing.

I recently discovered that UNICEF don’t have a sense of humour. Apparently it’s not funny asking the wee kids with the big bellies: “When’s it due?”

I love a bit of comic relief, me. But then, i have got a clown fetish.

children in need: more than a million chldren in the U.k have a learning difficulty.But they dont want your sympathy. Just your money then

Due to mankind’s abuse of the environment, the whale has now beome an endangered species. However, YOU can help. For just 2 a month, you can a adopt a whale and ensure they don’t die out. To donate and help save the whales just ring me and ask for my wife.

I feel quite sorry for all the British athletes who went to Africa to make films for Sport Relief. It must be really depressing for them to realise that even starving AIDS victims with no shoes are better at running than them.

I see David Beckham is among the celebrities promoting the latest ‘Books for Kids’ campaign. It’s brilliant. I swapped all my John Grisham novels for a cute 10 year old girl.

With your help and continued support, from as little as 25 pounds a month, little orphan Mwogli can have 600 minutes and unlimited texts.

How has Walkers raised 1million pound for comic relief? By half filling their bags of crisps.

Lenny Henry: “I’m going to send these kids to a better place to stay.” Premier Inn?

The best thing about pranking Childline is you know you’re hurting a child, without doing the dirty work.

Just bought a bottle of water and there was an interesting charity message on the side; “One billion people in the world don’t have access to clean drinking water. You can change this. One person, one day at a time.” I don’t know about you guys, but I haven’t got a billion days to spare…