Category: charity

Do Something Funny For Money! I dressed up as a priest and stood outside a primary school with a camera…

I phoned up the Samaritans today because I was feeling really depressed having been told I have a heart defect. They entered me into next years Marathon.

Do something funny this red nose day? Then why’d they arrest me for raping a clown?

It’s good of Sky to support comic relief. They keep putting a little red nose in the corner of the screen.

Children In Need. I am in need of some children myself. Maybe we can come to some sort of agreement?

I just saw this awful video on Children in need. It read: “Kirsty is 4 years old from Hull, she regularly gets beaten by her father and is a punch bag for her drunk, drug addicted mother. So give us just 3 pounds to make a difference in Kirsty’s life.” I can’t believe they would […]

Why has a separate charity been made for Haiti? What happened to the save the apes trust?

Children in need… A polite way of being asked “give me your money” by black kids

Charity muggers, the words now been shortened to “Chuggers”, well, I’ve got a word for em… CHUNTS!

Watching Comic relief last night, Surely I wasn’t the only Bloke watching Susan Boyle and Peter Kay’s alter ego Geraldine, and thinking that Peter Kay was the Attractive one!!

Personally, I think people should go that extra mile for charity. So while I was in Africa, I helped dig a well an extra mile away from the village.

Just been arrested for masturbating on my local football ground, that’s the last time I attempt Sport Relief.

My Mrs was sat watching Comic Relief when she shouts at me to pledge…. One thing letting her out the kitchen to watch t.v but asking me to clean

My little boy asked me last night if Pudsey Bear was a pirate. Why? I asked. He said; well he has a patch over his eye and takes everyones money.

My parents died tragically when doing a charity bungee jump, raising money for orphans.