Category: charity

A quote from Sport Relief 2010: “Malaria is the biggest killer in Africa.” I think Robert Mugabe will have a thing or two to say about that.

This year’s Comic Relief raised the most money in its history. I didn’t see Dawn French, so maybe they saved quite a bit on the backstage catering.

I just can’t help but finance the local spastics society. It’s fund-a-mental to me.

I shaved my eyebrows off for charity. Turns out they would have preferred money.

I think scientists have become obsolete. Nowadays you can fight cancer by just growing a moustache.

All of these Kenyans are so poverty-stricken…yet they still have a team in the Cricket World Cup?

Due to the recession, I suggest ‘Comic Relief’ be renamed ‘Economic Relief’. Money raised would go to people shafted by the government, instead of AIDS-ridden Africans, paraplegics and spastics who clearly have nothing to live for anyway.

My uncle got thrown out of the Salvation Army. Apparently, when saving young girls from sin, you aren’t allowed to save any for yourself!

Comic Relief…. Theres going to be some sticky marvel comics tonight!

I always do a spot of fund raising during the week. I call it work.

Just been watching Comic Relief and I found the footage of the impoverished and uneducated blacks really harrowing Why does the BBC continue to use Lenny Henry & Reggie Yates?

Charity: Where we give them aid, and they give us aids.

A friend of mine hopes to raise over 1,000,000 for charity this year. He is going to sit on top of a bonfire, whilst it is on fire. What a guy.

Every day is Red Nose Day with alcoholism.

I phoned the BBC and asked if Pudsey Bear could give me a donation, I said, “My legs are totally usless, I find it difficult to string a coherent sentence together and find it really hard to keep my food and drink down!” They said, “To qualify for a grant we need to know how […]