Category: charity

All these kids in Africa, no money for food but they must have lots of money for beer, they all have beer bellys

Just seen that advert about deaf and blind children. Just 3 a month can bring a blind and deaf child into the world. But it took me 10 worth of bricks, a body bag and a lake to take mine out of this world.

I noticed a charity box at work the other day with packets of sweets in. It was in aid for the Great Ormond St. Hospital Trust, and I also noticed the message “Please consider the children this Christmas” was written on it. So I nicked a couple of packets for the kids at home.

It think its a nice added touch how the BBC and Oxfam take starving children, then make them drink from filthy water and stand still with flies on there face just for an advert.

Joseph lives in one of the worst countries in the world. He cannot even afford an education. The hated government has recently reached a power sharing deal. However, it is corrupt with power and money and will not pay for an education. Only the very rich can afford to be educated. Just 9,000 will send […]

I just donated 2,000 pounds to Sport Relief, no not because I’m a nice person, I just want to pay for the guns they will use to kill each other with.

When I watch Comic Relief I always imagine I am bipolar. I sit all night watching celebrities making a fool of themselves and then a starving African baby comes on and always cheers me up.

Is it just me that thinks asking children to ‘do something funny for money’ is immensely inappropriate?

I was coming out of Marks and Spencers earlier when a woman walked up to me and waved a charity box right in my face. How rude! I waved a tenner in her face and walked off.

I was flagged down outside Greggs in the town centre today by a hippy chick with beads in her hair, ripped jeans, open-toed sandals and a blue RSPCA polo shirt. She saw me from a good 50 yards away and started waving her clipboard and grinning inanely at me. I did the obligatory look over […]

I just sent all of my spiderman and Batman magazines to Africa. Think I got the wrong idea about comic relief.

There are so many more charity adverts on around Christmas. Basically, Children in Africa are starving. Any money we can send they use to build wells and teach the people hygiene and farming techniques. It’s amazing really how little it actually takes… To make me change the channel.

I’m doing my bit for Children in Need. So far I’ve collected 100 and I’m keeping it. Well, I was a child once and I need the money.

Children in Need? If I wanted to give money to a needy child, I’d take my girlfriend shopping.

I can’t believe Comic Relief worked to raise over 74,000,000 for African children. Don’t they realise that they can do it for only 2 a month?