Category: charity

I bungee jumped for Children In Need this year and gave them a cheque for TWO THOUSAND POUNDS! It bounced.

Following recent events, Haringey council has confirmed reports that they will not be helping Children In Need this year.

Today’s the 150th anniversary of our local RNLI. This calls for a big celebration. I think we might be pushing the boat out tonight.

I had a cancer scare yesterday. A woman with a collection tin came towards me, fortunately I managed to cross the road before she got to me.

I’m off out after in my pyjamas with a bucket going shop to shop,trying to raise some money for children in need. My two want an Xbox 360 and a Nintendo 3DS this year.

Watching sport relief and i see there is a lot about Adrian Chiles Shaving off his beard. In my opinion this isn’t that big a deal, I mean its not like he has much of one anyway. What I’d really like to see would be a muslim shaving off his beard. Now that would actually […]

it’s not wife beating, it’s just constructive criticism.

Say what you want about the Make a Wish foundation. But they know how to work to a deadline.

Lenny Henry started Comic Relief to help all those starving kids in Africa. Hey Lenny, here’s a suggestion to gather more food for those kids. Stop feeding your fat wife!

I was stopped in the street today by a charity worker who said, “In the spirit of ‘Mo-vember’ will you grow a ‘mo’ to raise some much needed funds and awareness for men’s health?” I replied, “In the spirit of ‘November’, no.”

I’ve decided to “Do Something Funny for Money” I pushed a Spastic over and knicked his pocket money. I haven’t laughed so much in ages.

Just done my charity work for the year! Took a ginger out on a date

Phoned up children in need and said I will give 50 quid for the little starving black kid who was an orphan. Apparently it is not an auction.

As i sit here eating pringles, watching Concern ads on youtube. I cant help but think, what do i want for christmas?

Dont spend two quid to dry-clean a shirt. Donate it to the Salvation Army instead. Theyll clean it and put it on a hanger. Next morning, buy it back for seventy five pence.