Category: cannibals

Is cease fire just the American word for reloading?

My wife is busy cooking and I can’t wait. I’d say another hour or so before she’s tender.I’m starving.

When can cannibals leave the table? When everyone’s eaten.

Cannibalism means every fight is a food fight.

I’ve just had a urine test. Someone just phoned me up and said “You in?”

I find it surprising there’s all this uproar about eating a couple of genetically mutilated cows and how dangerous and morally wrong it is. Come on, even if I had to do most of the work, a night with 2 slags from Norfolk can’t be that bad?

I just got the new ginger version of Facebook today. It’s exactly the same but it removes all the friends options.

I think I’ve had enough of my girlfriend. At least there is enough left for sandwiches tomorrow.

If I ever met a cannibal, I’d give him a piece of my mind

I love working in the abortion clinic. I’ve not had to go out and buy food for 6 months now.

Two cannibals come across a missionary in the jungle. After killing the man, they decide to split the body evenly. “Look,” said one cannibal. “I’ll start at the head, and you start at the feet, and we’ll meet in the middle.” So the two begin to devour the man’s body. After a short while, the […]

I’m the only guy I know who prefers big fat girls. But then again, I’m also the only cannibal I know.

What’s the difference between potatoes and people? I don’t eat the eyes of a potato.

What do Mexican Cannibals like to eat? Refried Beings.

“You are what you eat” should only apply to cannibals.