Category: calendar

Christmas is coming the goose is getting fat, Please put a tenner in the old man’s hat, If you have’nt got a tenner, then a fiver will do, If you haven’t got a fiver, Then feel free to come to Britain and get everything paid for you.

The government say I can’t get my pension yet, as I am only 22. I hate being born on a leap year… All my friends are 88.

I’ll never buy one of those abhorrent word of the day calendars.