Category: books

Department of Health has forbidden selling and spreading Alan Milne’s book “Winnie the Pooh”, because this advocates narcotics and this kind of lifestyle. Anne Milton, Parliamentary Under Secretary of State for Public Health says that every single character in Milne’s book is doing drugs or is under influence of drugs. 1. Eeyore the Donkey doesn’t […]

Someday trans-gender Pinocchio, you’ll be a real girl.

As the young officer studied the oak door, he was reminded of his girlfriend — for she was also slightly unhinged, occasionally sticky and responded well to being stripped and given a light oiling

To cut a long story short, the end.

I’m still awaiting the arrival of my new book from Ebay, ‘How To Avoid Internet Scams’.

A Man walks into a library and asks for a book on Bandwagon’s He Jumped on it

Dictionary (noun): What you are reading

My friend recommended a book to me. She said it was a real page turner. I was like, “yeah, I know how books work.”

Anyone else see the flaw in “Sickipedia book American Version now available” …

I wish they hadn’t allowed the vuvuzela into the Oxford English Dictionary. Now I can’t hear any of the other words.

72 year old, Geoffrey Leonard EVERY PAEDOPHILE’S HERO! Order his “How to Books” now!

A guy goes to the doctor and says, “Doc, your going to have to help me. Every morning I wake up convinced that I wrote Lord of the Rings.” The doctor nods and replies, “Don’t worry, you’ve just been Tolkien in your sleep.”

I’ve decided I’m going to read ‘The Lord Of The Rings’ For a fifth time. I don’t know what it is about a child-size creature getting his ring destroyed that I find so appealing.

It’s gonna be really difficult to hold the Eurovision song contest next year with all of those dementors hanging around.

What a rip-off!! I went into our local bookstore and saw this huge display with a sign saying, “Newly translated from the original French: 37 mating positions.” Noticing that the books were already wrapped in plain brown paper, I just had to buy one. Once safely at home I opened it, out of sight of […]