Say what you like about m …
Say what you like about my wife, but she certainly knows her place. Ever since I bought her that new bookmark.
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Just remember women; whil …
Just remember women; whilst Fifty Shades of Grey may bring you climax it won’t cuddle with you after. I mean, neither will I, just saying…
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I got angry when my girlfriend wouldn’t tell me about the book she was reading. I beat 50 shades of grey out of her.
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New Oxford Dictionary entry reads: Clown’s pie (n). A very, very wet minge. “Finding ourselves alone in the shooting lodge at Balmoral, Her Majesty bade me descend to her ladygarden. After 50 years of widowhood, I found her to be considerably aroused. It was like being hit in the face with a clown’s pie”. (From”The […]
Continue ReadingIn his book, Tony Blair s …
In his book, Tony Blair says he would make love to his wife upto 5 times a night. And there was me thinking the decision to go into Iraq was a difficult one
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I went to the book store earlier to buy a ‘Where’s Wally’ book. When I got there, I couldn’t find the book anywhere. Well played Wally, well played.
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I bought a book on double entendres but it was so big and hard, the postman couldn’t get it in my box.
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