Category: books

My Girlfriend has moved onto the fourth book in the series. she’s now reading Fifty Shades of Make Me a Sandwich.

Adrian Mole’s diary wasn’t actually very secret, was it?

I took a friend to the book store with me today. I wanted a book on self confidence and my luck was in, he managed to get one for me.

I joined my mates in the pub to find them going on about elves, wizards and hobbits. I have no idea what they’re Tolkien about.

Just finished reading Anne Franks diary and I have to say its a FANTASTIC book! Also, it’s great marketing. It has a great cliffhanger, can’t wait for part 2 to come out!

I have finally worked out the reason that Fifty Shades of Grey had to be split into 3 books. It’s because otherwise it would be too big and too heavy to read with one hand.

After being escorted out of Kings Cross station with concussion I’m beginning to think my Hogwarts acceptance letter was a hoax.

Trolls really get my goat.

’50 Shades of Grey’ is about a guy who gets a young girl to sign her whole life over to him? So a bit like Josef Fritzl with a contract!

If I was an author I’d write books for kids. Smaller audience.

I’m really not looking forward to having to tell my friend that he’s not been chosen to play the prince in my upcoming production of Snow White. He’s going to be Grumpy.

She asked me to be the Romeo to her Juliet, so I put her in an artificial coma and killed myself.

There coming out with a 50 Shades Of Grey women’s under wear line. That’s nothing new my boxers have been 50 shades for months now.

The last Harry Potter film was so predictable. I could read it like a book!

Dave Freeman who wrote 100 Things To Do Before You Die has died before completing his list. Maybe he should have put “fall and hit head” at number 100 and not 51.