Category: animals/insects

There are reports of an unidentified gang of out of control dogs causing trouble in Central London, authorities have no leads.

I gave my crazy little reptile some Prozac the other nite. Now he’s a calmer Chameleon.

Whole milk is good but I prefer milk that came from the udder

In a fight between me and a hedgehog I think it would be close, but he’d win on points.

I was washing the car this morning when my wife shouted, “Mind the cat, he doesn’t like water.” He likes pressure washers even less now.

A two-year-old American boy has been killed by pitbulls after opening his garage door for them. Understandably, the world is shocked, and asking itself the same question: how on earth did a two-year-old open a garage door?

Racism is like hating all foxes because one mauled your kids.

My mate’s made a ‘Dog Grooming video Guide’. It looks pretty good, he’s just shown me a clip.

I knew I shouldn’t have adopted those two pandas, they’re eating me out of house and home! I also shouldn’t have built my house out of bamboo.

Our pet cat loves getting strokes. The kids love his lop-sided face, too.

A Hedgehog and a Rabbit had a Boxing match earlier. The Hedgehog won on points.

I spent three hours last night constructing a cricket bat, It’s the strangest creature I’ve ever seen…

If only Africa had more Mosquito nets. Then every year we could save millions of mosquitos from dieing needlessly from AIDs

I have a fantastic memory. It has been likened to that of a Terrapin. Turtle recall.

Paddy and his wife are distraught that there dog has gone missing. After a week his wife, becoming more and more upset, tells Paddy to place a message in the local newspaper, hoping that someone may have spotted him. When Paddy return from his duty, his wife asks; “Well, have you done it?”. “Yes” replies […]