Category: animals/insects

I was talking to a Barn Owl last night when I happened to mention that I had just got engaged. “You twit. To Who??, He said

My wife’s dog just came running past with one of my slippers. God knows how he keeps a size 10 on that little paw of his.

When playing paper, rock, scissors against a dog, always go with scissors.

Where do you find killer whales ? Prison.

I just bought a Muzzle for my pet Duck… I hope it fits the Bill.

As a kid, I always wanted to be a web designer… or, as we called them then, a spider.

I’ve nicknamed my dog ‘Irony’ I give him a severe beating with a stick, but he’ll still fetch it and bring it back to me.

people like the accent of Wales, i much prefer dolphins myself

BBC News: Bear Kills ‘UK Tourist In Norway’ Does anyone else think these Norwegians are getting a bit desperate for attention?

I went to the pet shop to buy a Chinchilla. Terrible idea, if anything it’s made my face even warmer.

What comes in buckets? Elephants

Researchers said today ….. ‘Chimpanzees deal with death like humans’ What a load of twaddle…….. I’ve never seen a chimpanzee post a dead human joke on Sickipedia yet!

If the panda dies out, should WWF spend loads of money on designing a new logo… Or just turn the panda on its back?

A centipede on drugs is walking in the jungle. There’s a twig in the ground and he trips, and he trips, and he trips, and he trips, and he trips…

Why did the squirel scream? Because somebody pinched his nuts