Category: animals/insects

“Our pet cat was like a member of our family.” That’s a slightly creepy statement. Except in Norfolk.

Just put the cat out. Told him I always wanted a dog.

Doctor, Doctor. I think I’m a chameleon! Who said that?!

In a way, when I sold my parrot it was as if a huge weight had been lifted off my shoulders.

What do you call a pig with Aspergers? Socially porkward.

Apparently the Black Rhino is more dangerous than the White Rhino. Well there’s a surprise!

Whats black, white and red all over? Half a badger

The Irish SAS have just stormed Dublin Zoo-they killed three gorillas and have released all the ostriches!

What do you get if you put a zebra in a washing machine? A donkey.

what’s the best thing about having a black man in the whitehouse? one less mugger on the streets…

I see there was a really fast response after the fox attack on those babies. It’s a good thing that the parents didn’t cry wolf by mistake.

I took my pet pig to the vet’s today. Turns out he has pulled a hamstring.

What kind of Sandals do Frogs wear? Open Toad.

I like putting sock and boots on my feet when I go to bed My wife hates it though, she’s allergic to cats

Is it more offensive telling my black friend that she smells like my dog, or telling my dog she smells like a black person?