One of the things I love about this time of year is how those kind charities give out free bin bags through the letterbox. Thanks to Sue Ryder, British Heart Foundation and Children’s Leukemia Research for getting into the Christmas spirit. I have saved a fortune!
Continue ReadingMy son walked down the stairs sad faced in a suit today. “Are you up in court again?” I snapped. “Everything has been going brilliantly for us the last few days, and now this!” “No Dad,” he frowned. “Its mums funeral today.”
Continue ReadingEver since my experiments with radiation turned me into a voucher, I have been looking for a way to redeem myself
Continue ReadingNeville1951 wrote: “Isn’t it funny that you can have over 200 friends on Facebook,, but still manage to find it hard to get someone to come out with you for a pint down the pub.” Yeah to be fair though 95% of the people on my facebook are just random birds I’ve added to check […]
Continue ReadingI couldn’t believe that on christmas eve I got another anaconda shoved through my front door. I really have had enough of these amazon mix-ups.
Continue ReadingTo me fish counters at supermarkets are just colder, sadder aquariums.
Continue ReadingBBC news: Woman injured in Hammer Attack Stop…
Continue ReadingSky News : “Two Million Dead Fish Found In Maryland” Well, that’s me off the cookies for a few months.
Continue ReadingI am living, breathing proof that the respiratory system works.
Continue ReadingMy mate challenged me to a game of drafts today. I won with a 3000 word essay.
Continue ReadingI’ve just made some serious money. I took a fiver and drew a furrowed brow on the Queen.
Continue ReadingFirst ‘Habitable’ planet found.Tesco have already applied for planning permission
Continue ReadingObesity in America is escalating… It’s too lazy to take the stairs.
Continue ReadingI’ve just read a book called “Treasure Island” Otherwise known as “How to claim benefits for Immigrants”
Continue ReadingIs it just me or are there other synonyms for myself?
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