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There’s a theory among academics that the works of William Shakespeare were actually written by Francis Bacon. He wasn’t bard.

I’ve developed the world’s first high definition book.. It’s a dictionary on a shelf.

Frankensteins monster is so forgetful He’d lose his head if it wasn’t screwed on.

My girlfriend has just bought some tickets to go and watch Labrinth… I don’t want to go but it’s going to be hard to get out of.

When my dad was my age, he was already married and had two children with my mum. I’ve only kissed her so far.

I won the Young Scientist Of The Year in 1986. Nice little lad, I keep him in the loft.

A family of bears has broken into a holiday cabin in Norway and consumed more than 100 cans of beer. To be fair, they had their name on them.

I went to the zoo with my family today. Later on, I was watching the gorillas with my gran when they suddenly started mating! It hurt at first but I think gran enjoyed it.

I was speaking to a girl in a bar last night when I commented that I’m just like a sword. “Is it because you’re so long?” she asked. “No” “Is it because you’re dashing?” “No” “Then how are you like a sword?” “Because I’m going to rapier”.