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Saw a hobo walking down t …

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Saw a hobo walking down the street the other day wearing only one shoe. “You alright mate?” I asked “Have you lost your shoe?” He replied “No I found one…”

My 8 year old son came ho …

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My 8 year old son came home from school and told me that his Scouse teacher had taught them about reproduction. “At last!” I said “now make me some pirate DVD’s”

I think snails must be wa …

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I think snails must be wary of getting divorced, you really wouldn’t want to lose the house

For years I’ve had a char …

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For years I’ve had a charcuterie addiction, hams, chorizos, everything. It became so bad I lost my house and family. But I’ve been in a clinic for 6 months and now I’m cured.

“volt gun disguised as No …

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“volt gun disguised as Nokia phone delivers 1.2million volts” Can’t be as shocking as an iphones reception

For thousands of years, h …

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For thousands of years, human beings have milked cows and consumed the milk. It just makes you wonder: who actually discovered that cows could be milked and what was he TRYING to do?

I have written a song abo …

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I have written a song about my addiction to red wine. “Life is a Cabernet.”

I couldn’t believe my luc …

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I couldn’t believe my luck earlier. I’d only just finished chopping the Habenero chilli’s when my wife called out from the other room, “I think I’ve got something in my eye… Can you have a look?”